maybe but we don't know if the reapers are real

formerly these-pretzels-suck

the blog currently at these-pretzels-suck is not me that is a much cooler person

I like to pretend I run a quality blog here, but the truth is that just about everything here is dumb.

Basically all I post is Borderlands, Mass Effect, Dangan Ronpa, cyber woman with corn, and bad jokes. Occasionally I'll post something I drew/photoshopped.

I guess you can check out my about page if you like reading about dumb nerds who like things.

//Ask//About//Submit//Face//
//Stuff I Like//

Currently playing:
//Borderlands 2//Skyrim//
//Dishonored//Mass Effect 3//
//Fallout: New Vegas//

Watching:
//Bob's Burgers//Kill la Kill//
//Attack on Titan//

Find me on:
//Steam//

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

(via kfcsfriedchicken)

likepoetrytofish:

221bthefinalfrontier:

i hope cecil has at some point been walking down the street with carlos in the middle of the day and he looks up and sees

image

and just loses it

"IT’S DAYTIME! WHAT IS IT DOING UP THERE, CARLOS? IT’S STILL THERE!! IS IT NOT SATISFIED WITH LOITERING UP THERE BEING ALL FANCY AND ‘OH, LOOK AT ME, I’M THE MOON!’ AT NIGHT, SO IT’S JUST HERE NOW?? THAT JERK!!”

 (via punkscully)

(via miss-graceling)

guys im going to break a rib

i n c r e a s e t h e s o u p

what ever happened to bee and puppycat

watermellyn:

look at this dog baby

(via turianosaurus-wrex)

heartoftarg:

This has been a word from our sponsors.

(via turianosaurus-wrex)

help me it’s like 1:30 in the morning and I’m about to choke to death laughing at increase the soup

lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

(via turianosaurus-wrex)

hexfawn:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

(via furefuwan)